If you love her

The Analogist: IF you love someone ANDthis someone doesn't love u;THEREFORE you should set her free

Optimist: If you love someone, Set herfree...Don't worry, she'll comeback.

Pessimist: If you love someone, Sether free... If she ever comes back,she's yours, If she doesn't, asexpected, shenever was. Whatever gave you the ideathat she would anyway?

Suspicious: If you love someone, Sether free...If she ever comes back, askher why.

Impatient: If you love someone, Sether free...If she doesn't come backwithin a week forget her

Patient: If you love someone, Set herfree...If she doesn't come back putyour life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful: If you love someone, Set herfree...If she comes back, *and if youlove her still, set her free again,repeat*

Lawyers:If you love someone, Set herfree, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1in the 2nd amendment of theMatrimonial Freedom Act clearly statesthat...

Bill Gates : If you love someone, Sether free, Ifshe comes back, I think we can chargeher for re-installation fees and tellher that she's also going to get anupgrade.

Osama Bin Laden: If you love someoneset her free if she doesn't come backset bombs to bomb her.

Biologist: If you love someone, Sether free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians: If you love someone,Set her free, If she loves you, theprobability of her coming back ishigh. If she doesn't, your relationshipwas improbable anyway.

MacArthur fans: If you love someone,Set her free,SHE SHALL RETURN!

Overpossessive person: If you lovesomeone, don't set her free.T

he FBI agent: If you love someone,set her free. Then putbug on her phone and surveillancecameras in her house.

The Pathetic: If you love someone, sether free. Who wants to be stuck witha loser like you anyway?

The Lawyer: If you love someone, sether free.Then sue her for emotionaldistress.

The Psycho: If you love someone, sether free. If she doesn't come backshoot her.The Creepy Sociopath: If you lovesomeone, stalk her.

The Psychologist: If u love someoneset her free but studyher mind and her defense mechanisms ifshe still loves u

The Marketer: If u love someone sether free if she comes back sell her

The Nature lover: If u love someoneset her free if shecomes back plant a tree.

The Human Ecologist: If you lovesomeone, Set her free, Infact, all living creatures deserve tobe free..